i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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