Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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