a queef is a wish your heart makes.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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