Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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