she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize
