i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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