The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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