Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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