Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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