I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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