Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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