Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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