Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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