no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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