you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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