So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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