If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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