..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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