We're like a lot better than the average bears
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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