yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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