There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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