If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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