I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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