everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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