You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Ketchup is God's man juice
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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