Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Come on in and take your pants off
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