He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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