So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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