we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
