and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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