I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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