I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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