Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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