have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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