Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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