Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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