talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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