i wish there were pregnant emoticons
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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