so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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