oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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