Is it normal to miss your booty call?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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