How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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