DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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