I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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