You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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