Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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