OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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