He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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