Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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