In the future we'll all be gay
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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