just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
God, I missed his penis.
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