his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We’re leaving where are you
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