But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I will die if light touches me.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
