My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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