I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize