Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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